i'm rayni. i like cats/bands/etc. i am 16 years old and other shit about me can be found in the about me section. kbye.

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
Source: coolben94 via enchanted--dumbass

jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

Source: jonasbrothers via in-the-stereo-sound

realfriendly:

I JUST NEED TO BE KISSED AND CUDDLED RIGHT NOW OK I DESERVE IT IM A GOOD PERSON I RECYCLE

Source: realfriendly via phillesterenthusiast
Source: octopussiour via perksofbeingakhaleesi
Source: echofades via fat-ugly-worthless-freak

inked-skinny-sex:

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

Genius

Source: supernatural-tardis via perksofbeingakhaleesi
Source: moosekleenex via perksofbeingakhaleesi

imploding-with-feels:

jaclcfrost:

elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell”

college is just “what the hell”

Source: jaclcfrost via fat-ugly-worthless-freak
Source: awwww-cute via mex-i-cant